today at dinner my mom said her favorite nicki minaj song is starfish
When Tumblr comes back after maintenance, they will be charging $2 a day for using Tumblr, unless you reblog this in which case they will absolve you from payment cos they’re nice like that, those that do not reblog this will be eaten by shark, don’t believe me, ok, but this one girl didn’t reblog this and she woke up her family dead, even though this is the first time it’s ever been posted, stop Kony.
does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
i cant wait for this book to come out
whenever you feel bad about one of your posts getting 0 notes just remember